Issue: #34
Series: What If?
Publisher: Marvel
| Title: |
What If? |
| Issue: |
34 |
| Page Count: |
52 |
| Publish Date: |
August 1982 |
| Volume: |
1 |
Assigned Comics
Inside This Issue:
Detailed information about the issue is listed below.
| Story Title: |
[ no title ]
- cover |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Characters: | the Watcher |
| Story Title: |
What If the Watcher Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Inks: | ? (Kirbyesque panels) |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Watcher |
| Story Title: |
What If the Fantastic Four Were Bananas?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Fantastic Four [Human Torch; Thing; Invisible Girl; Mr. Fantastic] |
| Story Title: |
What If Odin Were Peter Parker's Uncle?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Spider-Man; Odin; Aunt May Parker |
| Story Title: |
What If Don Blake and Tony Stark Were Brothers?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Don Blake [Thor]; Tony Stark [Iron Man] |
| Story Title: |
What If Aunt May Were Ant-Man?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Spider-Man; Aunt May Parker |
| Story Title: |
What If Spider-Man Married Spider-Woman?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Spider-Man; Spider-Woman |
| Story Title: |
What If Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin up on His Offer to Join the Fantastic Four?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Mr. Fantastic; Willie Lumpkin |
| Story Title: |
What If Captain America Chose to Remain Nomad?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Nomad [Steve Rogers] |
| Story Title: |
What If, at Some Point, Rick Jones Decided to Leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone?
- comic story |
| Features: | Captain Marvel |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Rick Jones; Captain Marvel; Mary Beth |
| Story Title: |
What If Nick Fury Had to Wear an Eyepatch on His Right Eye Instead of His Left Eye?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.16 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Nick Fury |
| Story Title: |
What If...the Ghost Rider Had Possessed Someone Else?!
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Ghost Rider |
| Story Title: |
What If Everyone Who Ever Had Been an Avenger Had Remained an Avenger?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Avengers [Thor; Iron Man; Wasp; Ant-Man [Hank Pym]; Spider-Man; Black Panther; Beast; Tigra; Black Knight [Dane Whitman]; Swordsman; Rick Jones; Hulk; Moondragon; Wonder Man; Goliath [Clint Barton]; Falcon; Captain America; Scarlet Witch; Vision; Quicksilver; She-Hulk; Jocasta]; Edwin Jarvis |
| Story Title: |
What If Him Married Her?
- comic story |
| Features: | Adam Warlock |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Him [Adam Warlock]; Her [Kismet] |
| Story Title: |
What If Black Bolt Got the Hiccups?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Black Bolt |
| Story Title: |
What If Galactus Ate the Earth?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Galactus |
| Story Title: |
What If...Ka-Zar...Were a Middle-Aged Accountant Instead of a Savage?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | jungle |
| Characters: | Ka-Zar; Zabu |
| Story Title: |
What If the Hulk Were Yellow?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.25 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Hulk |
| Story Title: |
What If the Invisible Girl Dyed Her Hair?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.25 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Invisible Girl |
| Story Title: |
What If Power Man Were White?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.25 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Power Man [Luke Cage] |
| Story Title: |
What If the Thing Were Blue?
- comic story |
| Features: | Fantastic Four |
| Pages: | 0.25 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Thing |
| Story Title: |
What If--Captain Marvel Hadn't Died?
- comic story |
| Features: | Captain Marvel |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Captain Marvel [Mar-Vell] |
| Story Title: |
What If Phoenix Still Lived?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Phoenix; Cyclops |
| Story Title: |
Elektra Had Survived?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Elektra |
| Story Title: |
What If Dazzler Had Become a Stand-Up Comedienne Instead of a Singer?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Dazzler |
| Story Title: |
What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Arts Presented Spidey Intellectual Stories
- comic story |
| Pages: | 2 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Spider-Man; Mad Thinker |
| Story Title: |
What If Willie Lumpkin Were Herald to Galactus
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Willie Lumpkin; Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Thing; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]] |
| Story Title: |
What If Ghost Rider Owned a Fast Food Franchise?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Ghost Rider [Johnny Blaze] |
| Story Title: |
What If All the Super Heroes Who Now Lived in New York City Moved to Toledo, Ohio?
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | humor; superhero |
| Characters: | Spider-Man; Captain America; Daredevil; Scarlet Witch; Thor; Dr. Strange |
| Story Title: |
What If the Watchers in All the Realities Got Together and Watched Watchers Watching Watchers [repeat "Watching Watchers" to infinity]
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Watcher |
| Story Title: |
What If Howard the Duck Formed His Own Super-Team?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | satire-parody; superhero |
| Characters: | Howard the Duck; Devil Dinosaur; Redwing; Zabu; Emma (Ant-Man's ant); Aragorn; Dragon Man; Lockjaw; Watcher |
| Story Title: |
What If Thor Had a Swedish Accent?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Thor; Loki |
| Story Title: |
What If Cyclops's Energy Beams Came out of His Ears?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Cyclops; Magneto; a Sentinel |
| Story Title: |
What If Wonder Man Were a Woman and Power Man Were a Girl?
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Power Man [Luke Cage]; Wonder Man |
| Story Title: |
What If Black Bolt Were a Rock Star?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Inhumans [Black Bolt; Triton; Gorgon; Medusa] |
| Story Title: |
What If Daredevil Were Deaf Instead of Blind?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Daredevil |
| Story Title: |
What If the Marvel Production Crew Existed in This Reality?
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Characters: | Ron Zalme; Joe Albelo; Rob Carosella; John Morelli; Bob Camp; Barry Shapiro; Rick Parker; Danny Crespi; Nora Maclin; Morrie Kuramoto; Eliot R. Brown; Harry Candelario |
| Story Title: |
What If the Marvel Editorial Crew Did, Too?
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Characters: | Denny O'Neil; Mark Gruenwald; Jim Salicrup; Mike Carlin; Louise Jones; Danny Fingeroth; Ralph Macchio; Al Milgrom; Ann Nocenti; Lance Tooks; Linda Grant; Tom DeFalco |
| Story Title: |
What If Tony Stark Had Owned an Auto Plant Instead of a Weapons Factory?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Iron Man |
| Story Title: |
What If Sue Storm Had Become the Thing?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Thing; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]] |
| Story Title: |
What If Moon Knight Got All His Identities Mixed Up?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Moon Knight |
| Story Title: |
What If...the Watcher Grew Hair?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Watcher |
| Story Title: |
What If Alpha Flight Talked Like T.V. Canadians?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Alpha Flight [Vindicator [James Hudson]; Northstar; Aurora; Sasquatch; Shaman] |
| Story Title: |
What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Night Rider, Iceman, and Moon Knight Fought Wendigo in a Snowstorm?
- comic story |
| Features: | What if? |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Story Title: |
What If the Black Panther Fought the Shroud in a Coal Mine?
- comic story |
| Features: | What if? |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Story Title: |
What If Moon Knight Had 3 Different Identities?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Moon Knight |
| Story Title: |
[ no title ]
- letters page |
| Features: | Why Not? |
| Pages: | 2 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Story Title: |
[ no title ]
- in-house column |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Story Title: |
What If King Conan Were Bing Conan on the Road to Hyboria
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | sword and sorcery |
| Characters: | Bing Conan; Chester |
| Story Title: |
What If Black Bolt Hosted a Television Talk Show?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Black Bolt |
| Story Title: |
What If Bruce Banner's Pants Didn't Stretch When He Became the Hulk?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Hulk |
| Story Title: |
What If You Went to the Movies and Had to Sit Behind the Leader?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Leader |
| Story Title: |
What If Aunt May Became a Super Hero?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Golden Oldie [Aunt May Parker]; Ant-Aunt [Aunt May Parker]; Auntie Freeze [Aunt May Parker] |
| Story Title: |
What If Reed Richards Had Not Invented Unstable Molecules?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.5 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Fantastic Four [Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Girl; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]] |
| Story Title: |
What If the Hulk Married the She-Hulk?????
- comic story |
| Pages: | 2 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Hulk; She-Hulk; Fred: Ethel; Little Hulky |
| Story Title: |
What If Norrin Radd Had Not Volunteered to Become the Silver Surfer?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Silver Surfer; Shalla-Bal |
| Story Title: |
What If Dazzler Had Decided to Become a Lawyer?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Dazzler |
| Story Title: |
What If Luke Cage Had Found the Hammer of Thor?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Letters: | typeset |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Luke Cage |
| Story Title: |
What If...Doctor Strange Were an Ordinary Magician?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Doctor Strange; Ancient One; Baron Mordo; Dormammu |
| Story Title: |
What If: Obnoxio the Clown Fought Crime?
- comic story |
| Features: | Obnoxio the Clown |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | satire-parody |
| Characters: | Obnoxio the Clown |
| Story Title: |
A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure! [The Black Swamp of Lobella]
- advertisement |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | sword and sorcery |
| Characters: | Grimslade; Indel; Oakthorn; Saren; Valerius |
| Story Title: |
What If Daredevil Could See?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Daredevil; Gladiator; Bullseye; Owl; Elektra; Stilt Man |
| Story Title: |
What If Thor Got a Haircut?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Thor |
| Story Title: |
What If Spider-Man Had Married the Black Widow?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Black Widow |
| Story Title: |
What If Iron Man Had an Eating Problem Instead of a Drinking Problem?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 1 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Iron Man |
| Story Title: |
What If Dr. Doom Had a Sense of Humor?
- comic story |
| Features: | Dr. Doom |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Doctor Doom |
| Story Title: |
What If Galactus Needed Quick Cash?
- comic story |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Genre: | superhero |
| Characters: | Silver Surfer; Galactus |
| Story Title: |
What Will Happen When Stan Lee Reads This Issue?
- comic story |
| Features: | What If? |
| Pages: | 0.33 |
| Characters: | Stan Lee |
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